¡Cállate!

"Let's make this as comfortable as an awkward thing can be..." ~ Mr. Español

Acquiring a second language has proven to be an adventure worthy of its own space... no really it's like an alternate universe. I mean, we even change our identities on occasion! There's no telling when Juan, Jorge or Roberto is going to show up!
 

What Goes Down (on FB) Doing Spanish Homework... 

 

Rhiannon: "34 Spanish assignments on the wall, 34 Spanish assignments, try one out, scream and pass out, 34 Spanish assignments on the wall"

Rhiannon: Notice it doesn't go down to 33 XD

Rose: ahahahaha you're right! 

Rhiannon: "Hey! I'm in Spanish and this is crazy, I'm not failing, but tutor me maybe?"

Rose: wow your cleverness is outstanding

Rhiannon: "Speak fast, listen hard, Spanish girls do it well"

Rose: "Hey I heard you gave us homework ohhhhh oh oh oh If I take it home I will keel over ohhh oh oh oh

Rhiannon: "One quiz makes grades higher, and one test makes them small, and the onneeeessssss online don't do anything at all, go ask syllabus when its down-load-able" lol

Rose: "Tutors on deck, textbook at right, and we can do spanish all night and baby you know that you're gonna cryyy yeahhh"    

Rose: "but you didn't have to assign so much, acting like we don't have homework from our other classes, and I don't even know these verbs, so I'll just keep on guessing until it's not so tough"

Rhiannon: "Extra credit chicks, Extra Extra credit chicks"

Rose: "Can't read my, can't read my, I can't read my blackboard page,Wifi here is really shitty"
    
Rhiannon: "I'm American! I'm the first girl to mess up a word, I'm switched up where those countries were, I'm American!"

Rose:  "Shawty got called out in class
asked complicated verbs
The whole classroom was lookin at her
she hit the flo
next thing you know
shawty's grade dropped low low low low low low low low"

Zander: "If you havin' Spanish problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 assignments but still got to bed before 1" *drops mic*

Rhiannon:  "Hey Profesor White, how about some class cancelling? ¿qué? ¿qué? ¿qué? qu qu ¿qué?"

Rhiannon: "Spanish get down, good lord. Students got books open all over town. Strictly studying, we aint playin around~~ I like the way you speakin"

Lexi:  "I should've studied chem, every day, every day, every day. Now I'm sitting on the bench, I don't get to play. Every day, every day I don't care what anybody say. Can't see my notes cause my dog's in the way. Studious students, whats up!"

Rhiannon: "Ain't nobody messin' with my grades, grades, grades, grades, grades, ain't nobody fresher than my study buddy grades, grades, grades, grades, grades, As I study this book, they don't write like my grades, grades, grades, grades, grades"       

Completing Assignments...

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